Bradley Wiggins – Tour de France rider to know and love

Say what you like about Wiggo, at least he’s got the decency to be quite tall and over 30 years of age. Those are qualities I can get behind. Not so sure about the freakishly low body fat or the decision to stop drinking to achieve that, but nobody’s perfect.

Wiggins often comes across as being kind of surly and possessed of a sense of humour where you don’t actually notice he’s made a joke until a little while afterwards. Those are also qualities I recognise. And he has massive sideburns. That has to be good.

Seems a decent bloke. Good luck to him.