Down France and across Italy in under a thousand words

Tony Gallopin during the 2014 Tour de France (CC licensed by Brendan Ryan via Flickr)

Tony Gallopin during the 2014 Tour de France (CC licensed by Brendan Ryan via Flickr)

Let’s have a quick round-up of all the major racing since Ian Stannard took the Omloop for the second time (not a euphemism). That basically means Paris-Nice and Tirreno-Adriatico as I’ll tick Strade Bianche off in this opening section by matter-of-factly telling you that Zdenek Stybar won.

Zdenek’s been promising this sort of thing for a while. As well as winning the 2013 Eneco Tour, which is a kind of spring-classics-themed stage race, he also finished fifth in Paris-Roubaix last year and seventh in Milan-Remo. Look out for him in the weekends to come.

Being as he entered the closing kilometres accompanied only by Alejandro Valverde and Greg Van Avermaet, it was almost a foregone conclusion that Stybar would win. Those two riders currently possess far bigger reputations than the Czech, but those reputations are largely built on finishing second. Valverde’s famously always worth beating, while Greg Van Avermaet is very much the bridesmaid’s bridesmaid when it comes to spring one-day races.

Paris-Nice

Already at a disadvantage to its cousin Tirreno-Adriatico thanks to its somewhat second-rate start list, Paris-Nice did itself no favours at all by being utterly shit for the first few days. Then, just when you were about to start learning Italian, it suddenly became bloody amazing.

The key stage entertainment-wise was stage six. Without wishing to be at all clear about what took place, Michal Kwiatkowski – already in the yellow jersey – attacked with about 50km to go taking two team-mates and Gallopin’ Tony with him. Gallopin’ Tony attacked when Kwiatkowski looked wobbly. Team Sky caught Kwiatkowski, at which point Richie Porte attacked. Then Geraint Thomas followed him. Then Porte fell off. Then Thomas fell off. Then Gallopin’ Tony won.

The upshot was that Gallopin’ Tony was in the lead overall with just the Col d’Eze uphill time trial to come. Porte was second, Kwiatkowski third and Thomas fourth. It seemed like it was going to be tight, but as it turned out, Porte monstered the time trial and won by some margin. However, Gallopin’ Tony had impressed and is worth watching. Michal Kwiatkowski came second overall with Simon Spilak, who always does well in one-week races, third.

Thomas dropped to fifth, which was another confusingly tidy performance in a hilly stage race ahead of the not-particularly-hilly one-day races he’s supposed to be suited to.

Tirreno-Adriatico

The ‘big four’ rivalry became a ‘three of the big four’ rivalry even before the race had begun because Chris Froome dropped out sick.

Nairo Quintana won the race after also taking the big mountain stage. It wasn’t dramatic in the way the big Paris-Nice stage was. He basically just rode away. Alberto Contador couldn’t stay with him and eventually ended up fifth overall. Vincenzo Nibali couldn’t even stay with Contador and finished 20th overall.

Other than that, three major spring classics contenders showed form. Peter Sagan won a stage, Fabian Cancellara won the closing 10km time trial and even Greg Van Avermaet managed to cross the line first for once.

Two Brits cracked the top ten as well. Adam Yates finished an impressive ninth, while the underrated Steve Cummings came sixth.

What’s next?

Day races, day races, day races. Milan-San Remo on Sunday. E3 Harelbeke and Gent-Wevelgem the following weekend. The Tour of Flanders the week after that. Paris-Roubaix the week after that. And then it’s the Ardennes Classics, which I’ll be paying more attention to this year.