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Andre Greipel engineers a win

May 15, 2015 · by Alex · in Giro d'Italia

Greipel wins. Take that, pedals! I didn’t see this. Not even the highlights. I was busy watching Prometheus for the second time in a week. Even so, I have a fair idea how it went….

André Greipel finds a way to beat Marcel Kittel

July 10, 2014 · by Alex · in Tour de France

Greipel wins! Take that, pedals! Cycling’s beefiest, stompiest sprinter finally got a result on stage six. Usually one of the fastest finishers, Greipel had been oddly anonymous up until now and I’ve heard it said…

Andre Greipel has the power

July 4, 2013 · by Alex · in Tour de France

Greipel wins. Take that, pedals! Andre Greipel is such a hefting cartoon character of a man that I can’t help but punctuate his victories with the phrase ‘Andre Greipel… wins!’ as if he’s just won…

Andre Greipel’s legs

July 5, 2012 · by Alex · in Tour de France

I was massively disappointed that Anthony Delaplace didn’t get into the break today, but I was less disappointed that Mark Cavendish was beaten by everyone’s favourite wide-mouthed Germanic meat sack in the sprint. You need…

How powerful is Andre Greipel?

July 4, 2012 · by Alex · in Tour de France

Andre Greipel’s angry mashing got him over the line first today. I’m glad I’m not a pedal. He was lucky in that he didn’t have to beat Mark Cavendish who was mangled in a pile-up…

Andre Greipel – Tour de France rider to know and love

June 27, 2012 · by Alex · in Tour de France

Andre Greipel’s nickname is ‘Gorilla’. I sort of get this. I presume it’s a reference to his round-armed sprinting style and his gargantuan physique. You don’t think a cyclist could have a gorilla body? Take…

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